- Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
- Audience: *cheers*
- Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
Posts tagged "fuck"
intrepid girl detective, veronica mars
- Veronica: You prank-called Mandy?
- Lenny: What if I did?
- Veronica: Well, I want to congratulate you. Shake your hand. Congratulations! You've been named the world's biggest cockroach. This award is given in recognition of your unparalleled lack of decency and humanity. Bravo. You're going to die friendless and alone.
- Lenny: Hey, everyone knows you're the biggest...
- Veronica: Shut up! If I want you to speak, I'll wave a Snausage in front of your nose. You use Mandy again to convince yourself you're not a loser, I will ruin your life. Got it?
“There have been about 514 Leap Years since Caesar created it in 45BC. Without the extra day every 4 years, today would be July 28, 2013. Also, the Mayan calendar did not account for leap year…so technically the world should have ended 7 months ago.”
So now the official scariest event of 2012 is the possibility of a Santorum administration.
Way scarier, tbqh.
(via allonsyblue)
Worstest workout ever i think i’m going to vomit up my everything. Y U NO WORK TODAY FITNESS? You were fine yesterday, you simpering pile of cardio-intolerant ballbag.
