- Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
- Audience: *cheers*
- Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
“There have been about 514 Leap Years since Caesar created it in 45BC. Without the extra day every 4 years, today would be July 28, 2013. Also, the Mayan calendar did not account for leap year…so technically the world should have ended 7 months ago.”
So now the official scariest event of 2012 is the possibility of a Santorum administration.
Way scarier, tbqh.
Worstest workout ever i think i’m going to vomit up my everything. Y U NO WORK TODAY FITNESS? You were fine yesterday, you simpering pile of cardio-intolerant ballbag.