So, I’m meeting people in Balmain after work, because we’re all back from overseas, some more recently than others.
I woke up this morning and thought, ‘right Mush, you’re going somewhere nice after work, make sure you get dressed today with that in mind, it needs to carry over into night time wear with actual adults. You’re going to be drinking wine, there will probably be some sort of fancy finger food. Be cool’.
Somewhere between that waking thought and leaving the house 15 minutes later, a defiant part of my brain convinced me that a bright purple wal-mart t-shirt showing dolphins jumping in front of a full moon would be the best way to adequately prove to my friends that I am, indeed, a grown up.
I mean, I would claim outfit regret, but. Look at this fucking thing!