My friend has a story about when her and her mother were trying to choose a new cat from the RSPCA. All these friendly cats were arching up against the wire, purring, preening, looking for a pat or a scratch under the chin.
Her mother, though, spied one guy at the back, arched up against the corner, hissing with nails out, and instantly chose that one.
Basically what I’m saying is that I’m counting on meeting the male version of my friend’s mother because honestly, god help me otherwise.
Posts tagged "yeah"
intrepid girl detective, veronica mars
- Veronica: You prank-called Mandy?
- Lenny: What if I did?
- Veronica: Well, I want to congratulate you. Shake your hand. Congratulations! You've been named the world's biggest cockroach. This award is given in recognition of your unparalleled lack of decency and humanity. Bravo. You're going to die friendless and alone.
- Lenny: Hey, everyone knows you're the biggest...
- Veronica: Shut up! If I want you to speak, I'll wave a Snausage in front of your nose. You use Mandy again to convince yourself you're not a loser, I will ruin your life. Got it?
